“Screwww this heat. Give me October weather now”
Garrett, Oilfield Service Tech from kansas
DIRTY WORK SHIRT DROP
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If you’ve worked a summer shift out in the Kansas oilfield, you’ve said something like this—maybe not out loud, but it’s hit your brain right about the time the rig shadow disappeared and the water in your jug hit lukewarm.
This isn’t normal heat. It’s metal-cooking, shirt-sticking, brain-melting heat. And when it rolls in, your body doesn’t care how tough you think you are.
HEAT DOESN’T JUST SLOW YOU DOWN—IT BREAKS YOU
In this kind of weather, guys aren’t fading because they’re lazy—they’re fading because they’re drained. Your body’s not just losing water. It’s bleeding out sodium, potassium, and magnesium fast. Muscles start twitching. Thoughts get foggy. Pace drops hard.
That’s when the jokes stop. That’s when you start dreaming about hoodies, cold air, and October mornings.
WHAT YOU REALLY NEED WHEN IT HITS 100°
Water’s not the problem. But it’s not the fix either. You need something that puts electrolytes back where they belong. Not once a day—multiple times a day. That’s what Dirty Work is built for.
Each scoop of Laborer’s Lemon Lime gives you:
- 500mg sodium
- 200mg potassium
- 60mg magnesium
- Plus B vitamins and vitamin C
- No sugar. No crash. No BS. Just something your body can actually use on days like this.
WHY WE BUILT THIS
We didn’t build Dirty Work to hang out in gym bags.
We built it because crews were cramping up, slowing down, and burning out halfway through a shift. The hydration stuff on shelves wasn’t made for real labor—it was made for joggers, influencers, or kids. So we built something for the guys moving pipe, pouring concrete, setting forms, or digging trench in 105-degree sun. Something tough. Something you can hit more than once. No fluff. Just what your body loses—and nothing it doesn’t.
REAL-WORLD RESULTS
“I was being fairly serious yesterday when I asked when this Dirty Work will be readily available for purchase as I may go through withdrawals in 10 days when it’s gone.”
That’s Garrett—a Western Kansas oilfield service tech and shop manager. Not a paid influencer. Not a gym model. Just a hard-working SOB who shows up every day and battles the heat.
He doesn’t need a sales pitch—he just needs it in stock
HOW TO GET STARTED
Step one, get your tub at dirtyworkhydration.com.
Step two, mix one scoop with 16 ounces of cold water.
Step three, put it in the crew cooler. See who fades and who keeps going.
This is not medical advice. Always hydrate based on your body’s needs, job conditions, and consult a professional if you have health concerns.
STAY SHARP. STAY HYDRATED
