“Working in 100 degree weather sucks ass”
Carter, landscaper from kansas
DIRTY WORK SHIRT DROP
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It’s hot as hell, and we’ve got something that’ll keep your crew working—not dragging ass by 10am. After 10 years running installs, I’ve lived this grind. No time for watered-down crap or sugar bombs that crash harder than they hit.
Meet Dirty Work Hydration
Specifically: Laborer’s Lemon Lime.
This isn’t some gym bro supplement. It’s a jobsite tool. Built for sweat, sun, and long days moving earth.
WHY IT MATTERS
When the heat cranks up, your body bleeds water and electrolytes fast—1 to 2 liters an hour. OSHA says heat stress can cut output by 20 percent. You’ve seen it: guys fading by lunch, dragging through the afternoon. Water doesn’t cut it. You need more. Dirty Work delivers 500mg sodium, 200mg potassium, and 60mg magnesium per scoop. It’s built to be used multiple times a day, not just once and done. We added B vitamins and vitamin C to keep the tank full from start to finish.
WHAT IT DOES
- Fights heatstroke.
- Replaces what sweat takes.
- Keeps you moving without the crash.
- No sugar. No caffeine spike. No fluff.
- Just real hydration that holds up on the job.
WHAT’S IN THE TUB
Laborer’s Lemon Lime hits like cold lemonade after a long haul. The powder comes in a rugged, spill-proof tub that survives the truck bed. It packs three times the electrolytes of a gas station sports drink and skips the junk. You get 200mg of vitamin C, 5mg of B6, and 30mcg of B12 in every scoop. It’s clean, effective, and made to survive the heat. For laborers. By laborers.
WHY WE BUILT THIS
Gatorade was made for kids. Liquid IV adds 11 grams of sugar. LMNT gives you one massive serving a day and taps out. Pedialyte? That was made for toddlers. We built Dirty Work for tradesmen and contractors who sweat hard, all day. You don’t need one drink. You need three or four. And you need them to actually work.
REAL-WORLD RESULTS
“I’ve been known to cramp. Since taking Dirty Work—no more cramps.”
That’s Carter, a landscaper out of Kansas. He’s not a paid actor. He’s just someone who’s on a jobsite every day dealing with the heat and found something that helps.
Hydrated workers lift more, last longer, and stay focused. That’s not hype—it’s common sense.
HOW TO GET STARTED
Step one, get your tub at dirtyworkhydration.com.
Step two, mix one scoop with 16 ounces of cold water.
Step three, put it in the crew cooler. See who fades and who keeps going.
This is not medical advice. Always hydrate based on your body’s needs, job conditions, and consult a professional if you have health concerns.
STAY SHARP. STAY HYDRATED
